Only can ejaculate through 3 out of the 5!!!

This is my list of the 5 basic ways of having sex. I’m sure there’s others, but this is my list.

Let’s start with the list of the 5:

1) Sexual Intercourse
2) Anal Sex
3) Blow-Job
4) Hand-Job
5) Masturbation

Arousal rating: 8/10
Times ejaculated: Too many to count
Minutes to orgasm: Anywhere from 1 minute to 1 hour

Sexual Intercourse has the highest arousal rating out of the 5, and for good reason. The vagina is a very well lubricated and perfectly constricting apparatus, and I have no trouble at all in ejaculating.

Arousal rating: 5/10
Times ejaculated: About 10 times
Minutes to orgasm: Anywhere from 10 minutes to not being able to

Anal Sex is a mess. I’ve got lube on my dick that makes the erection and the arousal rating go down, but the tightness and visuals give it some extra credit (I was about the write “brownie points”, but it was inappropriate for this sentence). I had Anal Sex before I had Sexual Intercourse, about 5 times, and never ejaculated until after I had experienced Sexual Intercourse, which never fails me.

Arousal rating: 3/10
Times ejaculated: NEVER
Minutes to orgasm: Never have, but I would guess a half hour

I’ve never orgasmed from this, though I’ve had countless Blow-Jobs. I’d say the reason I haven’t orgasmed is because my girlfriend’s mouth is too small, and her teeth can’t help but scrape my cock. Plus, she usually has a clogged nose, so she always has to stop and breath through her mouth. I’ve been close, after about 15 minutes, but never reached the final climax!!!

Arousal rating: 1/10
Times ejaculated: NEVER have, probably never will
Minutes to orgasm: It would take so many my dick would fall off

Hand-Jobs are worthless, mainly because they don’t arousal me hardly at all. I presume I may never ejaculate from one of these, but don’t really care to. The blow job is the one I’m waiting for.

Arousal rating: 6/10
Times ejaculated: LOTS
Minutes to orgasm: Anywhere from 5 minutes to 45 minutes

I’m listing this only because I’m bewildered as to why I can orgasm from my hand but not my girlfriend’s hand. Masturbation is easy, whereas Hand-Jobs are a pain in the ass. Masturbation is great because I get to use my imagination. Overall, the second best out of the five.

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Yeah, but while you’re ROTFL, I’m sitting here unable to ejaculate via Hand-Job. Do you think that’s funny???

What you said was funny. But I`m not laughing to the fact that you can`t orgasm from hand-jobs. Do you feel pleasure? And why do you care if you cant ejaculate via hand-job ? There isn’t any book that says a normal being must be able to ejaculate via hand-jobs.

Jesse, is this all with the same girl?

I’ve done all of the above with a lot of people. With some I have reached orgasm through hand jobs, with others I haven’t. With some I have reached orgasm every time through anal sex, with others, very rarely. Same with oral. With me it is far more the person (male or female) than the act. Women generally give lousy hand jobs compared to what you can do for yourself.

Be very kind to your hand. :D

Too much lube while having anal sex will definitely delay an orgasm. Lubing up a woman’s asshole is more of an art than anything. Use to much and you can go long enough to cause pain, don’t use enough and you won’t be able to penetrate without being told to stop

Thanks for the replies. It’s true, it’s all with one girl. I’m sure one of the root causes of some of these sexual acts not being very stimulating is the fact that it has been with the same girl. I just can’t imagine a hand-job working. I can with the blow-job, however. And the reason I want a blow-job and hand-job to work is so I can finally feel vindicated as a man. Regardless of anything else, I, for my own personal reasons, need them.

You need a blow/hand job for validation?
Let me set you straight, some of us validated dudes have a premature ejaculation problem you said you can have vaginal sex for up to an hour that in it’s self is somewhat of a validation.
Are you really worried about it, does it bother you that much.

‘As long as you love what you are capable of doing your validated.

Of course I don’t have a premature ejaculation problem anymore nor is erectile dysfunction a problem thanks to TP. Try
ED, that really decreases your validation a bit, makes you feel like less than a man. Thank God you can function sexually.

I would rather get a hand job from a woman who knows what she’s doing than a blow job. Call me crazy. I can rarely orgasm from a blow job, but a hand job is guaranteed. Come to think of it, a hand job from a girl who doesn’t know what she is doing is almost sexier still!

You get no sympathy from me. I would love to have your problems. Masturbation is my only reliably one. I tried the rest and never finished. So you count your blessings where you can.

The problem is your sexual partner’s experience, not that there’s something wrong with you. I also never ejaculated from a blow/hand job, and with some girls (just one, for now) I couldn’t do it while having normal sex (with condom). I’m sure that if someone who knew what she was doing came along, I would be able to orgasm from both hand and blow job…. but for now I’m still looking for hat one.

How did you get to have anal sex before normal sex?

Lol. I must be in the minority for this. And my girlfriend had never had anal sex before me, but regular sex she did.

And I don’t truly care that I can’t get ejaculate from hand/blow-jobs, but I’d like to add them to my memory box, the do everything at least once box.

I’m with you there. I got me a checklist I’m going through too. No other way to approach it then to just keep plugging away. :D

LOL.