Normal to "ejaculate" while passing bowels??

What the fuck is going on around here! :D

I hesitate to post this during the lunch hour, or any hour, but apparently there’s a market for this sort of thing, or whatever a blumkin is.

Nice girl in Seattle - w4m - 26

Female looking to give blumpkin to nice looking guy this this evening or early tomorrow morning. (frat guy or guys in suits a big plus). I posted this ad last week and met two really nice guys, so I thought I would try again this week, I’m located in a nice building and you could come up to my place and we could use my bathroom, or we could find a public bathroom somewhere like a coffee shop, or even a park after dark. I just want to feel you sliding down my throat as I kneel in front of you. When you are ready to come, I want you to stuff it deep into my throat and hold my head while I rub my wet clit on your leg, then I want you to release from both ends. I want to gag three times -once when you put your hard shaft down my throat, then once when you fill the bowl with your bowel movement, and finally when you first spurt down my throat into my stomach. I like it as smelly as possible while I’m swallowing and rubbing myself on your hairy leg. It would be great if you could plan to eat a big meal several hours before you come over so you can have an explosive BM. Its nice if we do this at my place, so I can close the bathroom door and keep your scent inside my house after you are gone, but its also fun to do this in public restrooms. I would really love to do this with guys who can take a huge dump while ejaculating. If you don’t know what a blumpkin is, or if you aren’t interested in receiving one, then we probably aren’t a match. Please send me a pic if you are interested and let me know what day/time works for you and how you would like things to go during our meeting.

I’m 5 1, 120 lbs, dirty blond hair, hazel eyes and will send pic if I think there is a good match between our needs. Please tell me what type of scene you are looking for and how you want this to happen so I know we are on the same page, if I think its a match, I will send you my pic and cell phone and we can arrange a time to meet.

Wow. Sort of takes your breath away, doesn’t it.

Sounds like her daddy got her in the bathroom when she was barely old enough to crawl, and they shared a blumpkin.

Cool word.

What does it mean?? :-)

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Sounds like a triple negative