Is This Flirting?
I’d like some opinions, from guys and gals, on this one.
Anyone ever hear of “Puppetry Of The Penis”? These two dudes stretch and twist their dicks and balls to make different “things”. One of their trademark moves is called a “hamburger”. The completed move makes your dick and balls look like a burger.
Anyway… there’s a bar that my girlfriend frequents and the bartender guy there was the one who told her about this “hamburger” stuff and that he can do it and what not. So I’m talkin’ to my girl last night and she tells me that she saw a stuffed animal hamburger in a 99 cent store, so she bought it and she and her girlfriend presented it to him at the bar.
How cute, right? Well in my book, that’s a fucking flirt.
By doing that, it shows me that not only was she thinking about some other dude, she was also thinking about his dick.
In closing, I’d like to say that there’s nothing wrong with flirting. It’s natural. But why tell me about what people you’re flirting with? There’s no reason to mention it. I guess after two years together, my girl still doesn’t know me. Maybe I’m too jealous, but it’s hard not to be when this bitch is flipping my mad-switch all the time.