How to go to Medical School
I don’t even know why I am writing this other than I get pissed at time so I’m venting.
First off everyone can go to med school because all doctors are dumb, unless of course you really need them like if you break your arm or put a stick in your eye. Even then some of you will say they’re just dumb as rocks.
So you start off going to a good college because med schools don’t look at you if you go to Trump University or Inspirit College of Hoboken. Now you know how to get into a good college; you have to pay attention in high school, get good marks, and get good scores on your college boards. So your actually trek begins when you’re in 9th grade.
Okay so now you’re in a good college spending 60 grand a year and you have to take courses.
No you can’t take liberal arts or pottery; you have to stick with those things they call biological science. Those are courses that don’t let you go out and drink beer every night. They’re things like inorganic chemistry, organic chemistry, biology, cellular biology, physics, biochemisty one and even boichem2. Yes they even have a biochem3 but they call it something else. So while some are majoring in beer pong the dopey hopeful doctors to be are in the library.
Oh grades; yes you just can’t take those courses. You have to do well in them. You see you really have to be in the top 10% of your class before a med school will take a look at you. At the same time you have to be nice to the guys that teach you because you need some letters of recommendations from those guys and if they don’t like you then you’re out of luck.
Now after you have busted your ass for 4 years while most of your friends are getting laid you have this little test called the MCAT. Now no matter how well you did in college and how many nice letters you got if you don’t do well on this test you’re done.
Now med schools don’t have lots of seats so even if you did well on everything you can just be one of 75 students applying for one seat and as some of you know they would only take the dumbest to add their profession.
If there is interest I’ll tell you more.