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Cure for wake up wood?

Cure for wake up wood?

Hey guys just wondering did we ever find the cure or reason behind wake up wood? What I mean by wake up wood is when you are sleeping but suddenly woken up by a massive boner. Been on my routine religously for about a month and the old problem is resurfacing (haven’t gotten a full night sleep in about a week and a half).

thanks in advance.


Start:7.5 BPEL X 5 MSEG

Goal: 7 MSEG

Heere We GOOooh!

1. roll over onto back

2. masturbate furiously

3. roll back over to sleep

Get a really horny GF who lies being poked in her sleep?


WE are the 99% 'WE are the people you depend on; we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Don't f&ck with us'-- Madame DeFarge

"Rope trades @$10 a yard. I wonder if they even know that?"- Capitalist

Originally Posted by peskeptic

1. roll over onto back

2. masturbate furiously

3. roll back over to sleep

:up:

Originally Posted by androNYC
Get a really horny GF who lies being poked in her sleep?

Really horny girlfriends you just wake up. Anywhere, anytime.

Unless you prefer boinking while you’re half asleep ;)


WE are the 99% 'WE are the people you depend on; we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Don't f&ck with us'-- Madame DeFarge

"Rope trades @$10 a yard. I wonder if they even know that?"- Capitalist

Originally Posted by androNYC
Get a really horny GF who lies being poked in her sleep?

Ever woke up in the middle of having sex? I did once. It was like I was dreaming I was having sex, and then woke up and it was actually happening.


Start: November 2010 (BPEL: 7.5" -- EG (Midshaft): 5.6" -- EG (Base): 6.1")

I know of what you speak. I occasionally wake with a morning wood so hard that it knocks me out of sleep. I have the additional problem/blessing of having a harder time reaching orgasm after recently awaking. Good for morning marathons, bad for morning quickies and masturbating super-wood away.

I wake my wife up and show her the fun she’s about to have. She’s a trouper and gives he morning wood head.


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Originally Posted by BigDanny
Ever woke up in the middle of having sex? I did once. It was like I was dreaming I was having sex, and then woke up and it was actually happening.


No.

I just came up with the idea out of the blue :thats:
;)


WE are the 99% 'WE are the people you depend on; we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Don't f&ck with us'-- Madame DeFarge

"Rope trades @$10 a yard. I wonder if they even know that?"- Capitalist

The cause is that while sleeping your parasympathetic nervous system has control of your body. The sympathetic system has retired until you wake. Nothing wrong with that. However, the parasmypathetic system encourages erections whereas the sympathetic tends to suppress them.
Read this: Male sexual circuitry

It might help a little to do two things: If you sleep on your side, either side, place a soft pillow up under your balls. And before you go to sleep, position your flaccid cock toward your belly button. (If you get a boner while asleep and your flaccid cock is bent then, that trying-to-be-raging hard-on will have resistance and that might wake you.)

This is a problem a lot of us want to have. Try to be grateful and live with it. :)

PS: Sleep naked. No constricting bed clothes.


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avocet8

Thanks for all the funny, and helpful posts


Start:7.5 BPEL X 5 MSEG

Goal: 7 MSEG

Heere We GOOooh!

Originally Posted by Vikingwhore

Really horny girlfriends you just wake up. Anywhere, anytime.

Really horny girlfriends will wake YOU up.

Again, I’m not really sure what the issue is with morning wood— and even if there is some issue you may have with it, give it a decade or two and -POOF— all gone

;)


WE are the 99% 'WE are the people you depend on; we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Don't f&ck with us'-- Madame DeFarge

"Rope trades @$10 a yard. I wonder if they even know that?"- Capitalist

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