Condoms

Guys,

I don’t know if you can get these in the U.S. but over here in the U.K. I use Durex Extra Safe. The box says they have a nominal width of 56 mm which equates to 2.2 inches. That’s bigger than some other so-called “big” condoms. I have a girth of 6” to 6.5” and they fit me perfectly. Never slip off. They come in a blue box.

Sounds good to me. What’s your erect length?

Rachmunas4life,

I’m stuck at 7.5” BPEL. But I’m trying a similar routine to that of BigSwingingDick to see if I can increase length. I’m ok with EG.

Oh man, another condom story.

Last night I bring a girl home, we’re both wrecked, I can’t get hard cause I’ve had too much, so condoms aren’t even a remote possibility. Woke up this afternoon, started the whole kissing thing; I felt myself getting stiffer and asked her if she wanted to do it, which, of course she did, cause I’m such a freaking hot-sex-stud, so I threw a shitty condom on and got it in as quick as possible, lest I lose the E again… sigh… terrible.

Without a condom, sex feels so empowering, like you’re opening this chick up, thrusting your love muscle inside her, spreading her vaginal walls and all that - with a condom, I feel like my dick is asking for permission to enter her party, then meekly hangs out as long as he can, not talking to anybody and avoiding all eye-contact, till, with little to no warning, he starts the weakest orgasm possible and makes a quick exit… ugh, sex with a condom really sucks.

Conclusion : I need a girlfriend.