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I forgot two other funny/cool incidents.Recently, I was banging this chick I met on the net and she asked me to stop after about 30 minutes because she was “raw and couldn’t take any more dick”.A weird one was the time I saw male urologist.I’m a bodybuilder, so I am fairly massive looking, even in dress clothes.The urologist made the comment, “I see you are big all over” when he saw my johnson.I thought it was strange, but figured he sees a lot of cocks, so it must be pretty decent sized when flaccid for him to comment.

I dated this chick when I was 21 or so (I’m 31 now) and used to bang her every night, I do mean EVERY night for about a year. I guess I was around 5.5 x 5. She would always comment about how good it felt and she would actually cringe if I buried it nut deep into her as I would hit her cervix, but during the dreaded ‘break up I hate you and here is the proof’ stage of our memorable relationship, she told me over the phone, while of entire family was in the room I might add, I was worthless in bed and she was glad to get back with her old boyfriend. All I could say was “Fuck you, have a nice life.” and I haven’t talked to her since.

Nothing like love to make you a better man.

Since then it’s just been bars and clubs fighting over what ever walked in the door and looked worth a damn. So far I haven’t had any more complaints, however; I’ve had no repeat customers.

I’m on my way to “WoW, that’s a nice dick you got there!” and I’ll have a couple of repeat performances. Until then, I’ll just hang out with you bums and learn a thing or two about life. :D


Is it really necessary to show that thing to everyone? Yes, yes it is.

Started 03/14/05: FL: 3.2 - FG: 4.25 - EL: 5.75 - EG: 5.25 |8===> Update 06/16/05: FL: 4.5 - FG: 4.9 - EL: 7.0 - EG: 5.65

Here are the pics.

I’m around 7’x5’ and 5 1/2 at the base and my ex told me that I have a small dick and accept for one guy , that I’m the smallest that she has ever had.

I’m very insecure about the size of my dick and being this way has put alot of stress on most of my relationships.

That’s bullshit that she told you that Micro. How many had she been with?

If it’s more than a 3 or 4…she’s lying. Statistics are on your side my friend. You have an above average length and base girth. Only around 10% of guys have girth larger than 5.5. I’d say at 5, your midshaft girth is on the higher end of average. She is being cruel and hurtful IMO.

I have similar stats to you. I’m just over 7 BPEL and my midshaft girth hovers just below the magic 5 marker. My base girth is just over 5.

I know it’s really difficult to stop the thoughts that you don’t measure up. But the honest to goodness fact of the matter…is you more than measure up. You can’t argue with the facts my friend.

Agree with doubles there, your big thats why its so obvious shes lying no wonder shes your ex-gf eh

Well, I had a wonderful weekend.. I finally got some ass from an old girlfriend who recently “came back on the market”, so to speak, and found out that I could barely use a standard sized condom. Don’t get me wrong, I used it but it was sooooo tight it almost hurt, especially around the bottom so, I went to walmart and bought my first package of Trojan Magnums. Man, that’s a great feeling when you’re standing in line and the guy next to you just so happens to look down and see those then glances a jealous look at you and the girl who also looks at you and, ever so slightly, raises an eyebrow with an intrigued look on her face. Needless to say that the Magnums are a nice snug fit on me now thanks to Thunder’s Place and the PE masters located within.

Having magnums also helps playtime when the ‘girls’ start talking about dick size after work and try to get me to reveal “guy secrets”, as if there were such a thing, and they start the size matters sermon you just slowly and deliberately reach into your pocket and pull out the big Magnum and place it on the table and say “it sure does.”

Of course I soon hope to be in the Magnum XL line up soon. With the expertise here, I should have no problem.

Thanks again to all, it’s defiantly made me a happy fellow!

PS: Thunder, I just sent you some $$$$ as a big Thank You !


Is it really necessary to show that thing to everyone? Yes, yes it is.

Started 03/14/05: FL: 3.2 - FG: 4.25 - EL: 5.75 - EG: 5.25 |8===> Update 06/16/05: FL: 4.5 - FG: 4.9 - EL: 7.0 - EG: 5.65

Here are the pics.

I had another interesting experience at work the other day…

Now, keep in mind, the ladies I work with are no holds barred, nasty, speak whats on their mind, straight up females on an overload of estrogen. Yes, they’re that bad! I was sitting beside on my favorites, she’s 40 with a beautiful boob job, making small talk when she stopped me mid stride and said “you know, you got a nice bulge. I can see that one is hanging lower than the other one too.” Now, there are 3 other ladies in this conversation, all of which stopped, as I did, and just sat there speechless. All I can do at this point was to turn a few shades of red and grin. As in my previous post, I should have pulled out the magnum and handed it to her but I was caught so bad, the thought simply escaped me.

After the shock wore off and she left to go to the bathroom, I slowly got up while the other chicks took snap shots of my crotch as I limped off down the hall.

I returned about an hour later and she didn’t hesitate to return to the conversation without missing a beat. She actually went as far as pulling out her “toys” which consisted of toy dicks and squeeze toys. I was a little bit more prepared this time and retaliated with off the wall comments like: “if thats all you need then you’d probably want to marry me”.

Needless to say she still kept looking at my crotch and making “uh huh” sounds. This, of course, gave me a big head (literally).

So again, I say thanks to all for the information and support from everyone.

Some say that life doesn’t begin until you hit 30 but I believe that life begins when you discover PE. ;)


Is it really necessary to show that thing to everyone? Yes, yes it is.

Started 03/14/05: FL: 3.2 - FG: 4.25 - EL: 5.75 - EG: 5.25 |8===> Update 06/16/05: FL: 4.5 - FG: 4.9 - EL: 7.0 - EG: 5.65

Here are the pics.

I started exercising my cock at 7.25x5.25 and after two years am at 8.25x5.75. My lady says it’s magnificent, and I’m SO hung. Really makes me feel good. Did it with zillions of gentle tugs and rolling it back and forth while flaccid. Not the standard jelqing routine, hot wraps, etc.

Labonero, it sounds like you have some new exercises not covered in this forum. Can you describe your techniques in more detail please?

Yeah dude, don’t hold out. Explain your routine and share how you recieved your “SO hung” status. We, the little people, need to know! :D


Is it really necessary to show that thing to everyone? Yes, yes it is.

Started 03/14/05: FL: 3.2 - FG: 4.25 - EL: 5.75 - EG: 5.25 |8===> Update 06/16/05: FL: 4.5 - FG: 4.9 - EL: 7.0 - EG: 5.65

Here are the pics.

Okay, I have a 7.75-8 inch BPEL. My girlfriend yesterday when asked about the size of my penis said 6”-6”1/2. I honestly want to shoot myself right now.

Originally Posted by leeda60
Okay, I have a 7.75-8 inch BPEL. My girlfriend yesterday when asked about the size of my penis said 6”-6”1/2. I honestly want to shoot myself right now.

Women go by visual, and can be inexact when dealing with numbers. She was very likely guessing your nbpel.


Last edited by beenthere : 05-20-2005 at .

Still, it honestly hurt me so much, like even right now, I kind of feel my heart start to race when I think about her saying the words. I also heard from a friend of mine when I was younger that her ex-boyfriend had a monster dick like 9x6.5 so that just made me feel all the worse. Sigh.. Sigh.

Leeda,

Why not just tell her your real size? What’s the big deal?


Enter your measurements in the PE Database.

That’s great souvenirs… Back in high school, first grade, 4 of my friends and I were watching porno on tv, laughing and stuff (we were kids…) and then one of them noticed my erection under my sleeping bag and shouted “Damn, is that a banana?” One of the others replyied “No way, remove your hand!” and threw me the remote control and he hit just the right spot.. Then after a “POCK”, the remote control got on the floor and my hands being away, there was a 5 secondes silence and they all started laughing.

The next monday at school, the news were spread and a girl even told be “I heard good things about you” smiling. From that day on, I was known as pretty big at school (and that lasted from 1st grade to 5th grade, maybe I’ve been a bit lucky!).

My first lover, back when I was going to be 17, told her friends I was pretty big, and she her jaw was painful after oral sex. She also told me a lot of times about my size and how she liked it. She was a virgin, so it did hurt A LOT when we first had sex…

A while after that, she broke up and then, I met my current lover. She had only one previous partner but still told me I was WAY bigger than him… I know that guy, one of my friend had sex with him and told me he was pretty well equiped, but still my girl refer as me as “way bigger”. After that, she told me that at a party her friends asked her if I was big and she simply answered “yea”. I told her about PE and she thought I was crazy because she didn’t want any longer or bigger, I already hit the bottom and oral sex is just ok. (She was almost crying, begging me not to grow anymore ;?).

Pretty good comments up to now… Even though I’m smaller than a lot of dudes around here!
(about 7,50-7,75 BP, 5,5-5,6 Mid Girth)

JD


7 11/16" ELBP, 7 3/16" NBPEL 5 5/8" EG (mid), 8 1/8 " SL

Goal : 8" NBP 6" EG (mid)

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