Causes of a pencil like penis?

could this

I hope your not serious.

If that were true I’d surely have 2” girth at most. Then again maybe it is true and I should really have 7” girth right now?

This one isn’t actually his best work. Look here instead:

There is another theory, CT for short which states that masturbation causes hair to grow on the palms of the hand. This is called YUK which gradually turns into Yak.

And we all know that Yaks have horns as well as hair on the palms of their hoofs. This means that the Yan will turn itself round and become Nay

Now only Horses Neigh Which, as you see, proves my point.

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This video was much more entertaining than the first.