Two hippies were walking down the street, stoned out of their minds. A fire engine went whizzing by, sirens blaring, at lightening speed. A few minutes go buy, and one of the hippies turns to the other and asks, “Man, did you hear that thing go by?” The second hippie answers, “Yea, and I thought it would never leave.”
A long, long time ago, three men rode up to a walled city on camels in the middle of the night. The city gates were closed and locked; the three men could just peek into the city through the keyhole in the gates, but they could not get inside. One of the men was drunk from alcohol. He dismounted his camel and screamed, “Let’s just bash the gates in; let’s just bash ‘em in and break ‘em down and then we’ll be inside.” The second man was high on opium. He said, “Let’s just lay down here beside the gates and go to sleep and deal with it in the morning.” The third man was stoned on pot. He got off his camel, walked over to the gates, gazed through the keyhole, and said, “You know, I bet you that we could just crawl right through here, and then we’d be inside.”
Okay, those are the only pot jokes I know about. Does anyone know any others?