Unscientific "bulge" experiment
So, for a week, I did a totally unscientific experiment with a fake “bulge” (see pics). It started with a thread I read recently that talked about putting a pair of socks on your dick to give the look of being huge. I thought this was funny! But, started considering what women do with padded bras, forming undergarments and the like, and thought it would be interesting to see if there is any change in women’s behavior; if they were as “shallow” as us men looking at a great pair of boobs! Here are my findings:
I would say 70% of the women I came in contact with, whether in a grocery store, restaurant, coffee shop, etc., couldn’t stop looking at my bulge, and it didn’t matter the age. I was at a department store, and a woman in her 70’s was looking at my package! While sitting in a coffee shop, I kept busting a young pretty gal, in her 20’s looking at me, and it wasn’t at my eyes! Women definitely like to see a package!
The interesting thing I found, that I didn’t expect, was that men were looking as well! Maybe sizing it up, maybe getting jealous, not sure, but didn’t expect this.
Well, I’m back to my “hardly a bulge” and I’m looking forward to the day, when I won’t have to use a pair of socks! :)
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny" - Jack Handey