Professional Pubic Hair Stylists
As long-time readers of this forum know, I have been interested in properly grooming pubic hair for a long time. Getting into PE introduced me to the concept of trimming/shaving to remove hair that gets in the way of the various PE exercises and as a technique to make the entire package look bigger. I’ve documented my journey through the world of pubic hair grooming in the following threads:
Recently, I had been noticing several small ads in the back of the local alternative weekly newspaper that read as follows:
BACK, CRACK & SAC WAX
Men’s full body Wax/Shave/Trimming
Call __________ at XXX-XXXX.
FOR TODAY’S METROSEXUAL
Back, Crack & Sac Wax. Men’s full body
Call ___________ at XXX-XXXX.
HAIR THERE & EVERYWHERE
For Today’s modern man. Smooth out your
hairy spots. Waxing & Shaving anywhere and
everywhere. Call _____ at YYY-YYYY.
These ads were a revelation to me. I had long known about bikini waxes and “Brazilian” waxes for women. These are commonly advertised in the Yellow Pages and other venues. We’ve all feasted our eyes on the beauty of a properly groomed pussy in the pages of “The Dive” section of this most excellent forum. I had always assumed that such professional pubic hair grooming and styling services were unavailable to men and that if you wanted groomed pubic hair, you had to do it yourself.
Last month, for only the second time in my life, I got my back waxed at the day spa my wife goes to. The esthetician just had me remove my shirt to do the waxing. When I got home, I noticed that she had left a patch of hair on my lower back at the beltline. I ended up having to use my Seiko Shavy Femini trimmer to finish the job. A few days later, I experimented with using the trimmer to remove all the hair on my ass and butt crack. I kind of liked how it looked, so I recalled the ads and started thinking about having my butt waxed, as well as my back, the next time. My wife’s day spa is very conservative, the estheticians are all women, so it seemed unlikely that they would do anything besides backs and chests on men.
So, this week I took the plunge. I called each ad and talked to the guy that would be doing the waxing/grooming. The “Back, Crack & Sac” Wax” guy was located in a nearby ski town. The “Hair There & Everywhere” guy turned out to be located in the same zip code as my house, very close to where I live. I was more impressed with what the second guy had to say, the location was perfect and the pricing seemed fair, so I chose him. He has his own salon; he is a licensed massage therapist and a licensed cosmetologist. He has about 15 people working for him and offers Massage Therapy, Pedicures, Facials, Waxing and Hair Services.
My appointment was yesterday after work. Needless to say, I anticipated this with some trepidation, not knowing what to expect. I arrived at the salon and after a short wait was taken to a massage therapy room by the salon owner, who would be doing the waxing and grooming. He left while I took my clothes off, then had me lie face down on the massage table. He was very professional and knowledgeable about the issues involved in waxing men and seemed to have very good technique. He started with a light massage with some sort of concoction to prepare the skin for the wax. He then proceed to wax my back. For the uninitiated among you, waxing involves spreading a thin coat of special wax on each area where hair is to be removed, then pressing strips of muslin into the wax, and then quickly ripping each strip from the body. After doing the back, he then proceeded to remove the hair on my butt and butt crack. As I had anticipated, this is where it started to get a little weird for me, but it was all done very professionally in a clinical-like manner. He had me position each leg to gain better access to my nether cavities. He then used a straight-edge razor with a special toothed cover that allowed the razor to just take some of the hairs off to “blend” and transition from the completely smooth buttocks to the leg hair on the thighs. (I didn’t want my legs waxed.) The razor with the toothed cover had the effect of thinning, but not removing all the hair on the back of my upper thigh.
He then had me turn over so I was lying on my back, exposing my package to his scrutiny and professional eye. He liked that I had shaved my scrotum and trimmed back the “bush” from it’s natural state. He commented how he didn’t like “wings” of hair covering the groove where the upper thigh meets the pelvis. (I had been shaving this area smooth using the Seiko Trimmer and Cleancut Shaver and he seemed to be impressed that I had been doing this.) Because I had been using the Seiko Cleancut Shaver daily, he said that he could not be as effective as he would with someone who was ungroomed, but that he would try to do the best he could. This is the part of the treatment he referred to as “landscaping.” He said that his female employees were fine with waxing men’s backs and buttocks; however, none of them would do the front, since doing the front involves touching the penis (to position it and get it out of the way while waxing and trimming). He continued to work on grooming my front side. This involved waxing the inner part of the upper thighs adjacent to the scrotum and waxing the lower abdomen and “‘taint.” He said that you cannot wax the scrotum (which I had already assumed); you need to shave it or use a technique involving putting little balls of hot wax in the fingertips and then plucking the scrotum hairs by with the fingertips. (Scrotum hair must be somewhat longer for this to work.) He then used the straight-edge razor with the special toothed cover to thin the hair on the front part of my upper thighs and “blend” it in from the lower abdomen. He then trimmed and thinned the remaining “bush.” Next, he had me look in the mirror at the results. Upon looking in the mirror, I was a little shocked at the results. I have never had so little pubic hair, although from his perspective that was how it should be. Gone was the “top of the heart” shape I had nurtured and grown out since early November 2003. He did share my same philosophy that the hair on the lower abdomen should be left growing down to where the scrotum attaches to the abdomen, with a nice margin around the base of the penis. This allows the hair to frame the entire package. He had trimmed the remaining bush into a circular arch shape which was trimmed a little farther down the lower abdomen that I would have liked/was used to. My first thought as I scrutinized my private parts in the mirror was that I now looked like a male porn star! The stylist then left the room so that I could get dressed. After dressing, I went to the reception area and paid $50 for the entire waxing/pubic hair styling. This price seemed reasonable, since the day spa had charged me $45, just to wax my back.
A long time ago, someone mentioned on one of the PE boards that it would be great to have pubic hair stylists to take care of the grooming of our pubes. We fantasized that it would be some hot chick that would be doing the grooming. Well, the hot babe part of the fantasy is not going to come true, at least where I live. However, I have found that it is possible to turn pubic hair grooming and styling over to a professional.
Sorry for the length of this post. I felt like this was a unique experience worthy of sharing with the members of this board.
J Meister "Building a phallus worthy of worship."