Maintain Yourself in Style

Welcome to Men’s Grooming Tips. Over the years here, many people have written threads on the best male grooming methods. They are kind of dotted about all over the place. We thought that it might be good to collect them into a single area and encourage people to post more.

Whether you like it or not, people judge you first by how you look and if the image you put across is not how you want to be seen, it may be worth looking for improvements. Ignoring other people for a moment, your own feelings of self worth may be reflected in the care you take of your body and wardrobe.

It may be that you have to wear overalls for the majority of the day or that your job has a uniform of some kind (even if that uniform is a suit or jeans and a t-shirt). It’s so easy to neglect the time you are not working and neglect yourself in the process.

So this new place is an area for men to come together (not in that sense) and discuss the simple things and the fineries. You don’t have to be metrosexual to look good (but it helps).

When you can control your bodyfat, you will want to become well-groomed. When you control your penis size, you will want to control your bodyfat. So this is the endpoint…

Contrary to the babble of feel good modernists, skipping breakfast will lean you down. Oh it sucks, so does putting in a lot of PE exercise for length. Greatness is not easy. And yes you’ll burn through your fat stores like an ancient hungry hunter. Biology won’t prefer the loss of muscle, or we could not have hunted in the wild. Girls stare at a lean body. (And glance toward your dick hoping it’s big. If the guy cares this much…)

Shaving with an oil applied beforehand will make the experience painless and pleasurable. Use a badger brush and it’ll go smooth. Staying in high and tight military hairstyle works best for those of us who don’t have Fabio-type hair. Luckily, this promotes sexual dimorphism, girls find this manly along with well developed muscles, which you get through old fashioned isolation exercise.

Contrary to the babble of obscurantist modernists, biceps curls and chest flyes aren’t useless, they pump up the eye catching muscles. In other words, leave cross-fit ideology to those who like to throw up on their pull up bar. If you need mass, definitely do your compound exercises as well.

A muscular, big dick guy naturally gravitates towards something a little more form fitting. A modern style. You aren’t homosexual for shopping other than for Wal’Mart clothes. You really want to get young fresh ass on a casual basis? Window pane and gingham button downs and khakis lose brutally to tight black t-shirts and a Jesus piece. (Or cool necklace, a current watch.) Look like a nice guy and lose, or dress like a badass and be a badass who gets laid.

And that’s really it. Stay moisturized, that kind of thing. A good thirty dollar eye cream. We are men. We get to age like wine because of Thunder’s Place and our ever growing cocks.

Some things are basics before the ‘grooming tips’ even get a chance to make an impression. You need a solid foundation to build on; grooming tips are ‘fine tuning’.

Things most noticed from a distance, then as someone gets closer to you… these are the absolute minimum.

1. Good posture.

2. Keep in shape. Sorry - however you look at it, not many folk find fat attractive.

3. Clean shoes. No old trainers.

4. Tidy hair.

5. Either shave, or keep a neat beard.

6. Don’t smell unclean.

If you’re anything like me, you frequently break at least one of those. :D

Smile a lot and maintain eye to eye contact as you meet and greet people.

Have shit going on.

Walk like you have shit going on.

Dress like you have shit going on.

Smile and laugh like you have shit going on.

Have shit going on.

Repeat when necessary.

What shit do people need to have going on?

One of the best relationships I ever had ended with approximately the words (from her to me) “…this is not going to work… You’ve got far too much shit going on… I just feel like another thing you’ve added into your life…”
The sad thing is she was right.

If you are truly too busy that’s not a good thing. Many looking for relationship aren’t investing in enriching their lives. Having “shit” going on is about living life and enjoying your work, hobby and friends. I find women like men that are enjoying life and have the ability to enrich theirs as well.

Exactly.

If you truly have shit going, it exudes from your pores and you can’t help be genuinely charismatic.

I’m sorry that still sits with you like that.

At least she didnt try to change you, or distract you from your shit.

My wife encourages my “shit”, and likes my attitude.

I’m grateful every day.

Yes, spend enough time talking with someone and you can tell if they are truly interesting or simply full of shit. `:-)

Some can. It depends where your head is at.

Shit going on!

Even if people dont seem too interesting I should listen to them because Jesus can use anyone to convey a message😋

Very interesting view.