You have a number of different options that are not only affordable, but painless for the most part, as well. You obviously know that laser can be expensive and that razors can cause some problems at times. You shave your chest, but it looks like world war 3 with all of the cuts and scars. There are a number of creams out there that have been known to effectively remove hair. A quick search on Amazon or even Google will give you a list of products. Do a little research and you will easily find one that works. The problem with creams is that I don’t think any of them are long term hair removal products. You will have to keep purchasing the product every few months.