Ass Cleaning 101

I said “What I actually do at home every time after I use the toilet is put a leg over the bathtub and shower my inner area with only water. “

so I do this at home :) as 99% of the time when I need to take a shit I’m at home.

And that’s why i was referring to a home bidet :)

Ah, all right then, I thought you were also talking about public bidets( as I’ve seen these actually exist) :)

yeah they exist but never used.. better having a less clean ass for 1 day than an infection.

Stop using toilet paper use water

Thanks for the information going to stop and get some neet hair removal asap.

I AGREE with everything from the original post except:
Shaving. Nope. Hairs don’t harbor anything that gets washed off of them.
Cologne. Nope. Dudes should smell like dudes.

Although, I do use that Dr Bronner’s Pepperment Soap. So, maybe the hubby thinks my ass is minty? Maybe…

Good information to know. Thanks for sharing it. May give the hair removal product a try too.

Saturate toilet paper with 70% alcohol and wipe your ass with it to clean the remainder, AFTER using dry toilet paper as you normally would.

Always mops up what normal dry TP misses (a lot!)

Funny thread.

I guess I’m similar to you. Even if I’m not going anywhere, I like to get into the shower if I’ve taken a shit after already having showered that day.

Sadly, many girls, including my girl friend (she’s gotten better) are more relaxed on the hygiene than me.

The worst experience I remember is one girl who had toilet paper residue in her ass hole. A one night stand…

I generally clean my ass with with a warm soapy wash cloth after I have washed the rest of my body. I believe 99% of all people do the same

I have the kind of shower that’s on a hose, rather than the kind you can’t lift off.

My toilets next to my bathtub/shower.. So I just wipe my ass until it’s clean, and then flush and lift my butt over so I’m now sat on the edge of the bathtub, where I just boot up the shower and grab the shower sprayer and wash my ass.

I have a small towel that I then just sort of pat things dry.

It’s work great, and I don’t think I could go back to just wiping with toilet paper.

To be real I think my ass hygiene used to be quite bad and I’d often have a bit of shit squishing about up there. Gross! I know, but that’s the truth.

I think about this thread once in a while and someone dredged it up again! I’ve found that no matter how meticulously cleaned it is after doing #2, I’ll go back after an hour or so and wipe it again with a damp paper towel. 99% of the time it was worth doing.

Jesus Christ, we have to think about this now as well? Luckily my shits always comes out in one long and firm shape which almost always ends up clogging the toilet. I wipe so thoroughly I sometimes end up with a little blood on the paper. Not ‘clean’ enough? Deal with it.

We’ve all been there….