Are You A Metrosexual? Find Out Today!

1) Take great pride in your appearance?

2) Workout at least three times per week?

3) Wear bright colors, including pink?

4) Enjoy skim latte’s at your local cafe?

5) Know about celebrities, but don’t admit it?

6) Use skin care products for men?

7) Plenty of male and female contacts, and prefer texting and email over calling?

8) Enjoy a variety of music, especially dance?

9) Enjoy shopping for cloths and cologne?

10) Do well with the ladies?

Answer yes to seven out of ten, then you my friend are a Metrosexual! :eek2:

Wow, I figured it would say was for sure. I think it was only like 4 or 5. Do you really think only metros do well with the ladies?

No of course not, I think this criteria is just emphasizing the “sexual” part of metrosexual. In fact, I’m not sure that metrosexuals do better overall then their cavemen adversaries, probably depends on the woman.

1) Take great pride in your appearance? Yes & no. I don't need to look the best just not sloppy.

2) Workout at least three times per week? Yes

3) Wear bright colors, including pink? Yes

4) Enjoy skim latte’s at your local cafe? No

5) Know about celebrities, but don’t admit it? No

6) Use skin care products for men? Yes

7) Plenty of male and female contacts, and prefer texting and email over calling? Yes (email mostly)

8) Enjoy a variety of music, especially dance? Yes

9) Enjoy shopping for cloths and cologne? Yes

10) Do well with the ladies? Yes

Nothing wrong with being Metrosexual. How about trimming and shaving around your penis. :-,

1) Take great pride in your appearance? - Yes/No, Like wearing a suit but other times not bothered too much

2) Workout at least three times per week? - Yes

3) Wear bright colors, including pink? - No

4) Enjoy skim latte’s at your local cafe? - No

5) Know about celebrities, but don’t admit it? - No, Clueless.

6) Use skin care products for men? - Yes, shaving moisturiser

7) Plenty of male and female contacts, and prefer texting and email over calling? - No, speaking to people gets things done.

8) Enjoy a variety of music, especially dance? - Yes, vast collection of music, all genres

9) Enjoy shopping for clothes and cologne? - No, can’t stand shopping.

10) Do well with the ladies? - No

Donno, I guess that could be a criteria, I would qualify for trimming. I didn’t make up the criteria, I got it from the video which I thought was funny… speaking of which, it doesn’t seem to be working.

Since you are a mod, do you mind fixing the link or letting me do it?

Surprisingly not…. but just barely.

1) Take great pride in your appearance? - Yes- Well the thing is I still look darn fine when I let things slide. Plus I know hot to co-ordinate stuff and look good even in jeans and a shirt. great pride not really but I will vote yes on this anyway because of what I perceive as the intent of their question.

2) Workout at least three times per week? - Yes- Due to a number of health problems that is actually a “no” right now. But over the course of the life of this body? Hell yes.

3) Wear bright colors, including pink? - Yes- All the time? No. Even all that often is a “no”. But I do know how to co-ordinate and sometimes shure, why not?

4) Enjoy skim latte’s at your local cafe? - Yes- Once again I am interpreting the question. I can and do eat whatever I like as far as fat or calories goes. Whole milk please with a shot of co-co.

5) Know about celebrities, but don’t admit it? - No- I am more up on this than a mans man and less up on it than my female friends. i have no problem admitting to having some knowledge.

6) Use skin care products for men? - Yes.

7) Plenty of male and female contacts, and prefer texting and email over calling? - Yes- Depends on the topic and the person. I use a number of topic specific chat/forum/messaging services.

8) Enjoy a variety of music, especially dance? - Yes- Although it is actually especially NOT dance, lol.

9) Enjoy shopping for clothes and cologne? - Yes- I enjoy wandering, people watching, checking stuff out.

10) Do well with the ladies? - Yes.

Fixed link to the best of my abilities.

I answered the questions and never looked at the video.

Hey sweet, thanks Cock!

Only 1/10 (the music question). There are many straight guys more into fashion, etc. than I am. But I’m gay so I think that gives me 15 bonus points to start. :D .

1) Take great pride in your appearance?

Yes, but I’m not that happy with my nose… I’m fixing that when I have the money.

2) Workout at least three times per week?

Yes, recently turned 44 but it’s part of the reason I still look at least 10 years younger.

3) Wear bright colors, including pink?

Have worn “neon pink” polo shirts with a pair of nice fitting jeans and loafers in my much younger days but these days prefer more earthy rustic tones.

4) Enjoy skim latte’s at your local cafe?

Not into the “skim latte, sit in a trendy cafe with a laptop and pretend I’m there merely to do work or browse the internet” scene. I’d much rather do that at home.

5) Know about celebrities, but don’t admit it?

Could not care less about any celebrities, especially any celebrities from the last 15 years or so.

6) Use skin care products for men?
Of course I do, how could you not… fuck it, I’ll even use women’s skin care products temporarily when mine run out.

7) Plenty of male and female contacts, and prefer texting and email over calling?
I much prefer to call than email or texting ( I rarely text, maybe 3 times in a whole year) however many women have said I communicate better in writing than I do in person. Don’t have many contacts and prefer a tight circle of friends.

8) Enjoy a variety of music, especially dance?

Yes anything except Rap, Heavy metal, Hip Hop or Country, blue grass-hill billy music.

9) Enjoy shopping for cloths and cologne?

Yes, it is one of the finer pleasures of life if only I had the money to do it.

10) Do well with the ladies?

All it takes is one time for virtually any woman to become addicted to me.
If she only liked me before the deed, afterwards she is totally obsessed with me.

If this is not confidence, I don’t know what is. :_pump:

Ha ha. Supersizeit tells it like he sees it, I’ll give him credit for that.

To me, maybe I’m wrong, but I always thought of metrosexuals as guys with a “woman like” obsession with appearance, clothes, grooming. The rest of that shit has nothing to do with it, in my opinion (work outs, music, lattes, doing well with ladies).

The implication is that metrosexual is “halfway gay” which is what some of that stuff is in there for, I think.

A guy who says NO to all those, is 50 pounds overweight and has a ketchup stain on ripped “wifebeater” T shirt. :)

1) Take great pride in your appearance?
Not really. I shave and shower. But I guess there’s always room for improvement.

2) Workout at least three times per week?
Yes. Deadlifts and Squats are the best thing since sliced bread.

3) Wear bright colors, including pink?
No. Men do not wear pink unless it’s the inside of their mouths.

4) Enjoy skim latte’s at your local cafe?
No. I don’t drink latte’s at all.

5) Know about celebrities, but don’t admit it?
Yes. I have a real big love crush on Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears. I masturbate to them often.

6) Use skin care products for men?
Does Soap or Shampoo count?

7) Plenty of male and female contacts, and prefer texting and email over calling?
Female yes, Male no. I don’t care about guys.

8) Enjoy a variety of music, especially dance?
Yes. But no rap.

9) Enjoy shopping for cloths and cologne?
No. But I do like shopping for Tools, Gun accessories, and Woodland Gear.

10) Do well with the ladies?
Yes, but it depends on which kind of lady.

I got about 5. I’m almost a Metro then I guess.