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Are You A Metrosexual? Find Out Today!

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Are you a metrosexual?

Hell ya!

1216.90%

Ya, 7/10, guilty as charged.

1216.90%

Nope, less than 7/10, safe for now.

3143.66%

No, metrosexuals are a scourge on all that is manly and good!

1318.31%

Nope, homosexual but a kindred spirit.

34.23%
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1) Yes

2) Trying to. Yes

3) Yes. Reds are my best

4) No Don’t drink coffee. Always whole milk with cereal…

5)Nope

6) Yes, Body wash duh

7) No. Call Call Call. Thunders is only place I do the email thing.

8) Yes

9) Yes

10) Yes

What is the opposite of a metro? Because I think I’m one of those!


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Fuck yeah I’m metro! Damn proud of it too. I’m alpha enough to not be a sissy, and empathize so well with women I have no problem what so ever with dating and sex.

1) Take great pride in your appearance?

Yes, but I'm not vain about it.

2) Workout at least three times per week?

2-3 times a week at a minimum.

3) Wear bright colors, including pink?

Pink? Never. Accents sometimes. Mostly purple.

4) Enjoy skim latte’s at your local cafe?

Don't like coffee that much.

5) Know about celebrities, but don’t admit it?

I know some, don't care about everybody.

6) Use skin care products for men?

Yes. Hair products too. I have long hair I keep conditioned.

7) Plenty of male and female contacts, and prefer texting and email over calling?

I prefer typing/texting.

8) Enjoy a variety of music, especially dance?

Yes.

9) Enjoy shopping for cloths and cologne?

For hours and hours. Grocery shopping too.

10) Do well with the ladies?

I'm scary good nowadays.


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Originally Posted by firegoat
What is the opposite of a metro? Because I think I’m one of those!

Agricultural chic.


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Originally Posted by memento

Agricultural chic.

Just Googled it and it exists! Not quite sure I fit there either… :)


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Nondesexual?


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I thought you’d just invented that word, but I have found one reference to it in a post about rabbits. :D


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I thought I’d invented the last two ideas. If the Internet has taught us anything it’s that we think like a lot of other people, which is problematic for people who think of themselves as defined by their individuality and originality. :)


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Originally Posted by memento

I thought I’d invented the last two ideas. If the Internet has taught us anything it’s that we think like a lot of other people, which is problematic for people who think of themselves as defined by their individuality and originality. :)

I’m a unique individual….. just like everyone else! :D


Heat makes the difference between gaining quickly or slowly for some guys, or between gaining slowly instead of not at all for others. And the ideal penis size is 7.6" BPEL x 5.6" Mid Girth.

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Maybe I should take this quiz? :)


5.3" NBPEL.

BPEL 6.5-6.7" Goal: Anything!

Girth: 5" but getting bigger. ;)

I am a caveman.

Are You A Metrosexual? Find Out Today!

1) Take great pride in your appearance? No.

This is confusing, I groom and trim my beard to be presentable. I don’t go out of my way by the way I dress or anything. My answer to this question is “No.”

2) Workout at least three times per week? Yes.
I workout everyday of the week except Sundays.

3) Wear bright colors, including pink? No.

4) Enjoy skim latte’s at your local cafe? No.

5) Know about celebrities, but don’t admit it? No.

6) Use skin care products for men? No.

I don’t think Coconut Oil and Epsom Salt foot soaks count simce they’re not for men only.

7) Plenty of male and female contacts, and prefer texting and email over calling? No and Yes.

I don’t have any friends anymore. But I do prefer texting and email over calling.

8) Enjoy a variety of music, especially dance? No.

9) Enjoy shopping for cloths and cologne? No.

Nothing wrong with wearing a white tshirt with holes in it.

10) Do well with the ladies? Yes.

I can but it’s not my fault. Women just talk to me as if I care about their problems.

2.5 Yes! No I am not Metrosexual. :p


5.3" NBPEL.

BPEL 6.5-6.7" Goal: Anything!

Girth: 5" but getting bigger. ;)

this questions are absolutely no sense “knwing about celebrities?…” is that necesary?

sigh…

Ah! of course I think I´m metro, and I get laid a lot ;)

Originally Posted by Musashi_MD
this questions are absolutely no sense “knwing about celebrities?…” is that necesary?

sigh…

Ah! of course I think I´m metro, and I get laid a lot ;)

Brave Fencer Musashi! I agree with you. Except the getting laid a lot, that has nothing to do with being metrosexual.


5.3" NBPEL.

BPEL 6.5-6.7" Goal: Anything!

Girth: 5" but getting bigger. ;)

1) Take great pride in your appearance? Nope. 10 minutes on hair, done. 2 minutes thinking what clothes to wear the night before. Is that weird?

2) Workout at least three times per week? Nope

3) Wear bright colours, including pink? Nope. Greys and dark colours for me. Navy blue, maroon, stuff like that.

4) Enjoy skim latte’s at your local cafe? Nope. I usually drink my coffee black and don’t mind if it’s cheap. If it does the job it’s fine.

5) Know about celebrities, but don’t admit it? Somewhat, but that’s just because I’m curious about lots of things. I spend maybe 10 minutes a week looking at celebrity articles.

6) Use skin care products for men? Nope but I do use some for dry skin, it’s a comfort thing. I use shaving lotion for men…

7) Plenty of male and female contacts, and prefer texting and email over calling? Not really. Don’t really mind. (How does this make you a metrosexual anyway?)

8) Enjoy a variety of music, especially dance? Yea, really like dance. Liquid DnB, chilled stuff, electro…I used to drop a bit of ecstasy, good times.

9) Enjoy shopping for cloths and cologne? Nope. I’ve had one good experience in the last several years where I found a shop that was my kind of shop. Other than that I hate it.

10) Do well with the ladies? I get a fair bit of attention but have confidence issues.

So that’s kind of 1/10 but it could be a bit higher. I plan to get into shape soon as well.

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