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Originally Posted by DarkNitroMike
OMG water works like nothing i have ever seen drank a gallon a day for a week and i was shooting in the words of my gf “two shot glass’s full” she didnt like it to muchbut i enjoyed the look on her face lol

Yes, there is nothing like good ole water. It will increase your loads, reduce your appetitie, make you feel better, etc. I just hate urinating so much when I increase my water intake! Water is the key guys!

AlexW

Originally Posted by pihkal
“what will make me shoot monster loads?”

I find that heavy doses of Quake and Unreal are great for shooting loads of monsters. :)

Ha! I didn’t think it was too corny, but then my sense of humor sucks too. :p

I was going to chortle in with, “Maybe get one of those really big gloves and jack off Godzilla.”

I have to get back to work on my nitrous oxide prostrate supercharger now. I can’t seem to get volume, just distance. I was able to pick off a squirrel running down the telephone line, but now the neighbors are looking at me funny.

Just wait until those little rugrats next door get out the supersoakers on a hot day…….I’ve got a surprise for them….


Starting: 6.25 BPEL x 5.5 EG

Now : 6.75 BPEL x 5.75 EG

Goal : 8.0 BPEL x 6.5 EG

Originally Posted by DarkNitroMike
OMG water works like nothing i have ever seen drank a gallon a day for a week and i was shooting in the words of my gf “two shot glass’s full” she didnt like it to muchbut i enjoyed the look on her face lol

Hmm..water?..I need to try that then…:)

I keep reading about all these drugs or pills or whatever they are…and I’m not into taking pills, etc. to improve my size/sex-life/bigger loads/etc..thats why I’m trying PE instead of going into those gimmicy pills they say can make your size much better…

But, anyways..Thanks for the info..I’ll drink more water…and hope to give my gf some bigger loads ;)

Thanks again

Funny pic. Mr Hymes

Just my 2 cents: While being on holiday missing my proteine shakes twice a day I decided to eat 4 to 5 scrambled eggs for breakfast. My shoots were a mess!!! Usually I don’t pull out, but after she suffered from the cum flowing back out of her vagina for like an hour sometimes, I once pulled out - and I could see what the problem was: It was really a mess - I shot up to her face, and all along on her breasts and her belly. 5 eggs !!! :D


...not buried yet, another 5" ahead!

KPR 0.072 @ Dec. 4, 2003

Originally Posted by L born XXL buried
Just my 2 cents: While being on holiday missing my proteine shakes twice a day I decided to eat 4 to 5 scrambled eggs for breakfast. My shoots were a mess!!! Usually I don’t pull out, but after she suffered from the cum flowing back out of her vagina for like an hour sometimes, I once pulled out - and I could see what the problem was: It was really a mess - I shot up to her face, and all along on her breasts and her belly. 5 eggs !!! :D

This is quite simple my friend, eggs are another form of lecithin.

AlexW

One thing I like doing if I feel like it’s going to be a monster load is to try timing it with the wife’s orgasm. Two reasons:

1) Her pulsing vaginal muscles do a pretty good job milking my ejaculations (and boy, do I feel them),

2) Her (as do all women) contractions serves as a pump (cervix dilates and uterus sucks) so a lot of my semen ends up flowing inside her.

Yes I am very interested in what GH will do while doing the exercises.. Anyone tried it?

Glenn Delta what was your injury?

I have thinking about trying to take L-a to shoot bigger, and want to know if it is save, and if I can get injurys. What combines Herpes with L-a ? And hwat is herpes excactly?

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