Using Lemon Juice for Gains

I found a thread here where someone mentioned using lemon juice on the skin to improve gains.

Uhm

That doesn’t really make any sense to me.

Does anyone have anymore information about it?

Do you have a link to the thread?

GM

I think lemon juice can only lighten your skin.

Yes here is the link:

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Has anyone else heard of such a thing?

I do eat fruit, pineapples especially, to make my cum taste sweeter.

Now, is there any truth to this?

I was also told wheat germ makes bigger loads and celery removes the bitterness or edge off of cum.

Now, my girl is too inhibited to even perform fellatio. (Afraid of the snake spitting) She doesn’t even like the look of precum. But, here’s hoping with a little education and gentle hand. .

Well I hope someone else tries this and reports back. If putting citric acid with some vitamin C on your dick actually works, oh man I can see the food + penis related recipe threads popping up already. I understand eating foods to make your penis healthy, but putting food on your penis.

I was using lemon juice while on a deconditioning break. I was using it to see if it would lighten my discoloration. It did seem to help a little bit, but it was messy and a hassle. Since I was doing no PE during that time I can’t say whether or not it helped with gains.

Yes, it is very true. Turns out it is also true you are what you eat, so eat healthy. Here is the perfect web site to help with your girlfriend’s inhibitions:

It also helps to rattle a handful of chicken bones and howl at the moon.

Ahh yes the native Indian ritual discovered by DLD. Translates into English as, dance of the dicks.

That’s about what I was thinking when I read it.

“Lemon Juice” - uh, what?

No one has really chimed in with anything credible yet.

At least you’ll get a fresh smelling dick.

Putting a fresh sprig of parsley, rosemary and thyme in your pee hole and dressing up some sage right behind the head would be good too.

I think it’s more of a joke than anything else. Without any carrier or penetration enhancer it won’t even be absorbed into the skin much less the tissues. Seems like someone jsut wants you to get it on the glans and experience a nice burning sensation. Also be sure to wash it off before inserting it or your girl will be pissed.

No, no. The sage goes behind the head, that’s correct, but the sprigs of parsly, rosemary and thyme are put in your butthole.