Topical Bromelain

Does anybody know how to make (or where to buy) topical bromelain? I tried making some by grinding up a tablet and mixing it with arnica montana gel. The bromelain never appeared to fully dissolve, even after heating.

I want to do this to make a topical ointment for treating discoloration from hanging. I tried applying some to my hand, and later to my dick. It felt fine. There was no burning or irritation.

Maybe you could somehow make a paste out of crushed pineapple. Or, just put some in a baggie, insert dick, and put a rubber band or cable clamp loosely around top. Leave it on for a half hour or so.

I know that works to tenderize flank steak.

Is it possible to f*ck a pineapple?

Only if you cut the core out to the correct size.

You want overripe pineapples. Pungent smell, too.

ModestoWife to ModestoMan in the morning, when she sees the big lump under the sheet:

“Honey, is that a pineapple or are you just happy to see me?”

Dude, get some meat tenderizer and dissolve it in luke warm water and add a little mineral oil to it so it will adhere and disassociate slowly. Meat tenderizer is made from bromalain enzymes and papaya enzymes or one or the other. Great for bruising. Then you can back to business.

http://www.easy cart.net/Beyond … c./Enzymes.html

Thanks, Shiver. The powder would definitely be a big improvement over grinding up a tablet.

Hmm, they have that silworm stuff at the bottom, too. Has anyone heard about that or know if it works?

Modesto-

Any update on this? Seems that girth chasers, whom I will soon be joining, may become interested in this subject.