I think it's the woman's job to tighten up to fit her man--it's lots easier for us.
-Still bitter the y2k bug was a dud.
-My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims? (No.) Or a bird how it flies? (No.) Of course not. They do it because they were born to do it...
Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.
After: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:
“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor
I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.