Cant piss / shit

This has the be the weirdest feeling of all time.

I just got done “testing” my new batch of viagra, and i doubled the dose i was taking before (from 25mg to 50mg which is still quite a small dose). V worked fantastic, sex was great, and after about three and a half hours from the time i took it, I did a pretty intense hanging session for about 15 min, and then went to go take a shit. I sat on the john, and i’ve never had to push so hard to get that little out.

After I finished, i tried to take a piss, and the same thing. i have to push VERY hard to get a little bit of piss out. It feels like that muscle that pushes that shit out isnt there anymore, and i have to use the other muscles surrounding the area to get it out.

I can still feel the V, and i dont know if I had a hanging session gone horribly bad and fucked something up (which seems almost impossible to do) or if the larger dose of viagra has something to do with this.

By the way, as to the quality of the viagra, it’s made by phizer so i didnt take anything sent to me in carbon paper straight from the meth lab (lol).

Any one else ever experience this?

Do you shit often? You know normally in comparison.

I have no idea why you would bang then hang on the blue pill. Sounds like that would be the problem.

Well it was a quick fuck, and 3 hours later the V had worn off enough that i could stay flacid without a problem while hanging.

I’m startin to think this is some kind of an internal hernia or something. I had a really intense orgasm and all the muscles in my lower reagion clenched up like no other. Could this cause something like that?

I dont have any visible bumps or anything, but I dont know what it could be?

I’m gona give it some time and hopefully things will be better by tomorrow. If not, I’m calling the doctor for sure.

Why were you so determined to get those puppies out? Couldn’t you have let em chill and drunk some water then later try a laxative if you were still clogged up? Straining on the john can lead to hemorroids.

Why don’t you just wait until you just can’t hold it any longer? Sounds like a plan.

lol. You know that feeling where you cant hold it anymore? Imagine that, but then when you squeeze, hardly anything comes out.
Same with the piss i took.

Anyways, I just pissed again (now that the viagra has worn off, I dont know how, but i think it caused the problem) and everything is cool again. Very weird.

The thread title reminds me of a song from the Dead Milkmen. :/D

Ok it has been over a week now, has it come out yet?