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Uneven Hanging Testicles, solution

I know that there is a large percentage of men who’s right(or was it left) testicle hangs lower when heated, but what I want to know is if there is anything we can do about it?

When I’m really hot, my right testicle may hang 1/2-1” lower (I’ve got big balls). At colder less hot temperature there is no difference between the way they hang. So I guess when fully extended one Vas Deferens is tighter/shorter than the other, can the Vas Deferen be stretched so that they match?

Remember, symmetry promotes attraction..

I need some posts, so I’m getting creative.


=========================== <<Initial Measurements>> BPEL: 7.25" | EG: 5.75" <<Final Goal>> EL: 8" | EG: 6.5" ===========================

Honestly, I don’t think it matters to anyone other than yourself.

If you’ve ever watched Sex and the City, there’s an episode where one of the girls is talking to her boyfriend, and she says, “I wouldn’t know the difference if you’ve got 1 or 3.” (I know that’s not the exact wording). She then goes on to explain how women really don’t care about balls. They care about “nice arms and big dick.”

Aside from that….I don’t know how you’d go about “moving” your balls anyway….I sure as hell wouldn’t want to do any scrotum hanging :eek:

When heated? Mine are constantly like that. I dont care at all. When joked about with friends, they all say they have it. I woudlnt sweat it.

Well, in the beginning phases of jelqing, it’s been easy for my erection level to exceed 90%, so what I’ve done was give a pull on the left testicle, and within no-time the erection level drops. I was just wondering if this could be a possible solution in stretching the left Vas Deferen so that both testicles now have the same maximum hang level. Also, if anyone knows if this is really dangerous (besides the obvious, don’t pull TOO hard).

Hey maybe some of us would like to have a Picture Perfect Finish.


=========================== <<Initial Measurements>> BPEL: 7.25" | EG: 5.75" <<Final Goal>> EL: 8" | EG: 6.5" ===========================

But that’s what God intended. They’re supposed to do that.


JAPP

Observe... learn from other people's mistakes.

They aren’t supposed to be even, so get to like the way it’s supposed to be.

If they lined up, they would bang against each other all the time. Do you want to be symetrical but doubled over in pain all the time?
There is a reason for the asymmetry!

this has got to be the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. Vas deferen stretching? I’m getting nauseus!

Congrats spiderweb, for your great life. If this is all you have to worry about, things must be going pretty well for you!

LMAO, I don’t believe god intended for men given a four inch penis to have an eight inch penis either. I suppose I understand why the testicles almost need to be uneven; as they are always together in tight spots, it would be optimal to have one over the top of the other to prevent them from being pressed together. However, I wish you guys wouldn’t just dismiss this as God intended it to be that way, some men have them even, and I’d simply like to know if anyone else has thought about making them symmetrical.(obviously I’m the only one)


=========================== <<Initial Measurements>> BPEL: 7.25" | EG: 5.75" <<Final Goal>> EL: 8" | EG: 6.5" ===========================

Originally Posted by spyderweb
… I’d simply like to know if anyone else has thought about making them symmetrical.(obviously I’m the only one)

spyderweb,

You’re not alone. When I first started PE’ing, I had a very small tight ballsac with no hang. Later, through sac stretching and ball pumping, I got my sac to hang loose, longer and fuller, but now I noticed the uneven hang of my testicles. I thought they should be even, like you do, and tried to do strategic stretching to even them out. I eventually just evolved into liking what I had and no longer minded the uneven hang, and that’s where I’m at today, content with what I got.

Peforeal


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Mine pull up occasionally. I guess you can expect that when you live in the great Northeast. I guess that is were they got the expression,”Freezing your balls off.” But at normal room temperature they hang.

Anyway most guys have a side of their pants that they perfer to hang their package. My nuts hang pretty much evenly. I keep my package on the right pant leg. When I sit down or cross my legs the left nut naturally pulls up and the right one drops. My suggestion would be to change the side of you pants that you normally keep your package on. If you left nut hangs lower keep your package on the right side and visa-versa.


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My right bollock has always been a bit higher than my left but I am convinced that since starting PE the difference has become greater. I would not say the left one is lower: rather the right one seems to have pulled up. Odd.

Originally Posted by monument
Anyway most guys have a side of their pants that they perfer to hang their package. My nuts hang pretty much evenly. I keep my package on the right pant leg. When I sit down or cross my legs the left nut naturally pulls up and the right one drops. My suggestion would be to change the side of you pants that you normally keep your package on. If you left nut hangs lower keep your package on the right side and visa-versa.

Maybe this is a testament to the effectiveness of ADS? Could be an intesting poll:
A: My balls hang level
B: I naturally cross my legs with the left leg over and my left ball hangs higher
C: I naturally cross my legs with the right leg over and my left ball hangs higher
D: I naturally cross my legs with the left leg over and my right ball hangs higher
E: I naturally cross my legs with the right leg over and my right ball hangs higher

What do you think? Any other options? Should I start a poll?


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Haha you need some posts, same here. Don’t feel bad, my left nut grew quicker than my right when I was younger. I freaked out and thought something was wrong because my left was 3 times as big as my right, haha. Long story short, they’re the same size now. Why are you worried about it?


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OK, so you understand the asymmetry is to keep your balls from banging into each other.
If that’s not a problem for you, why not keep handy one of those freeze packs that gets cold when you crush it. Just apply when needed and they’ll pull up simultaneously & symmetrically. :)

Seriously, if you want to do some research on this, do a google on “cremaster” or “cremaster muscle.” That’s the involuntary muscle that pulls your balls in closer to your body—not the vas deferens. Whether you can modify the cremaster or not, I don’t know, especially since it’s an involuntary muscle. But you don’t want to mess with the vas. It’s a tender part of your anatomy. If it gets inflammed, you may end up with epididymitis as well. Not fun.

Another suggestion is to ask some of the guys who strap their balls. Does wearing that style of cock ring eventually even the “hang?”

Originally Posted by Josh 14-11
Does wearing that style of cock ring eventually even the “hang?”

I don’t know but there was a member here named Supra that used to use a couple of steel weights around his nuts and his nut sack was long. If I remember, maybe 6 inches or something. He wore ball stretchers all the time.


You all are still missing the point... The story was great and all but should have ass (and) some anal in it.- RWG

Like Peforeal, I have systematically stretched my (once small) ball sack to one that is average to long. I also used pumping and tugging. I am happy with it now and don’t bother any more.

There was another guy here — can’t rememebr his name — who claimed to have an EIGHT inch hang to his ball sack! He didn’t like it — he said it minimized his penis length and he felt like a farm animal…

Cdr.Blop
PS: I think I heard in sex ed waaay back that over 80% of men have the LEFT nut hanging lower.


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