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Oatmeal - the wonder breakfast meal

The title of the thread is correct. Oatmeal is a wonder food. It might not contribute to penis size, but it is very good for your health.

I guess you could say that since it contributes to lowering cholesterol levels, it helps keeps your arteries clean and free flowing and that is essential for maximum erections.

Greetings:

GPrent is dead on - oatmeal especially fixed the old-fashioned way is good for you because of the soluble fiber and natural vitamin E including co-trionols. I especially like the McCann’s Steel Cut Oats because it cooks up with a crunchy, nutty texture and flavor plus the way it’s cut the nutrients are preserved. Quick oats that you microwave isn’t worth the bother - might as well eat paper as far as nutrition goes - JMHO.

Probably the confusion about oatmeal helping penis size comes from the use of green oats (Avena Sativa) as an aphrodisiac. There is merit here as standardized extracts from Avena Sativa are useful to help restore flagging testosterone by helping block and lower SHBG and estrogen in men thus freeing up otherwise bio-unavailable T.

So, spike your oatmeal with green oats - smiles all around.

Cheers for a Happy New Year :)

MrTiPS


Then - BPEL 5.9, EG 5.2 - Now: BPEL 7.2, EG 5.6 Listen woman, "Don't bitch at me for burning the candle at both ends - just get me some more wax!"

Are Quick oats the same as Quaker oats?

I think quick oats refers to any oatmeal that says “instant” on it, where it is ready in 3 minutes instead of having to boil it for 30 minutes or whatever.


Horny Bastard

Anybody know where to get these ‘oats’ in Australia ? (:

I think they grow wild like mama always said. Steve

Perhaps if you took a bath in the oats
I hear an oatmeal bat is great for your skin, maybe it makes the little dude grow. =)

E

Originally Posted by sneaky
Anybody know where to get these ‘oats’ in Australia ? (:

Wherever you buy breakfast cereal products. A grocer or supermarket, one would assume.


"We have met the enemy, and he is us."

Originally Posted by EZone
Perhaps if you took a bath in the oats
I hear an oatmeal bat is great for your skin, maybe it makes the little dude grow. =)

E

Bath? That stuff isn’t going down the drain very easily when you’re done.


"We have met the enemy, and he is us."

Originally Posted by Churchy Lefemme
Bath? That stuff isn’t going down the drain very easily when you’re done.

So true - but one time many years ago I got a really bad case of poison ivy and, to top it off, had an allergic reaction to calimine lotion on my leg. Right thigh swelled so bad I couldn’t get a pair of slacks on. Had read about oatmeal baths so, in desperation, tried one. It was pure magic. Took the heat, irritation, and swelling right out. Believe me, the relief was worth the cleanup.

Cheers :) ,

MrTiPS

If that was true I would be HUGE, but I’m not even big (but I will be) so I would say myth busted :)

Originally Posted by MrTips
So true - but one time many years ago I got a really bad case of poison ivy and, to top it off, had an allergic reaction to calimine lotion on my leg. Right thigh swelled so bad I couldn’t get a pair of slacks on. Had read about oatmeal baths so, in desperation, tried one. It was pure magic. Took the heat, irritation, and swelling right out. Believe me, the relief was worth the cleanup.

Cheers :) ,

MrTiPS


Same here.

I heard that sending money to Canadians will make your penis bigger. One man from Kentucky sent us $100 and his penis grew 2 inches in a week!
You should try to outdo this man.

Seriously though, oatmeal cereal is the healthiest cereal out there, with the exception of possibly granola cereal.
I’ve eaten it all my life, and it was one of the most popular breakfast additions in boot camp.

It’s got plenty of protein, and gives plenty of energy. It’s all around great for you.

So, from there we can extrapolate that if the body is healthy and fit, the penis, being part of said body, would also be healthy and fit.

-Borat, awaiting your generous donation

I’m on my way to the store to get some oatmeal.


Started: 7-01-05 BPEL 6.50 in NBP 6.00 EG 4.75 in Now: BPEL 7.5 in NBP 7.0 EG 5 inch (midshaft) Goal: Girth!!

I know it’s good for your heart and lowering cholesterol so in some sense I guess it’s good for circulation and that can only be good for your dick. I switched to eating all whole grains and oat is a big part of my diet now.


I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

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