Caught PEing?

Have you ever been caught PEing? If so what happened and how did it happen?

No Mike I haven’t and don’t quite know what I’d do if I were caught out.

Nope I do it when no ones home or rarly when everyone is in bed. Plus my dogs go crazy when people show up at my house so I have time to put it away.

No haven’t been caught doing PE work as I get up very early in the morning. I almost got caught doing my foreskin restoration one day in the afternoon. Use a TLC-X to restore my foreskin… Gairid.

Even when I am home alone I lock the bedroom door. It is a just in case thing since I am paranoid that I will get caught.

Same here.

Also have great dog alarms when someone’s coming.

I’m out. I jelq watching tv on the couch with my girlfriend. She told me I had a long cock the other day. Priceless! “I can’t wait to get that long cock in me!” Keep on keepin on!

I work swing shift now and have had the weights hanging and hear the front door open. I do all my hanging in the bathroom so I just shut the door calmly remove the weights and hanger put everything in my dewalt drill bag slide it around the corner in the shower get dressed, flush the toilet walk out of the bathroom and ask the wife “how’s it going”.

Heart rate 120 WoW what a rush. Don’t you just love PE ?

Eventually I’ll get caught. Hopefully sooner than later I don’t know how much of this my heart can stand.

Haha! Dude you’re like James Bond!

I have been caught one time by someone who didn’t know. I was mortified.

So I used to live with this girl. She was a few years older than me and had an 18 year old daughter who had a 1 year old son. On weekends the daughter and grandson would come over and stay.

So it was a Saturday and I was just sitting upstairs hanging. I had a hanging station that faced the door to the bedroom and an IR lamp hanging down from the ceiling. They were all downstairs playing with the baby or something. All of the sudden the door flies open and instead of seeing my girlfriend as I expect to, I see her daughter. She has no idea about this stuff. There is just her mom’s naked boyfriend sitting there with a bunch of weights hanging from his cock and a heat lamp shining red light over the whole thing.

She had a big smile on her face, but as soon as the door opened her smile vanished and her vision began the steady decent from my naked body to you-know-where. Her eyes bugged and her jaw dropped, I am sure I looked equally ridiculous. We just sat there unflinching for a few seconds that felt like hours, just staring at each other. Or rather, I stared at her, she stared at the inexplicable things I was doing to my penis. I was the first to speak, but I was so shaken all I got out was, “fucking knock!” She didn’t even look up, her expression didn’t even change, she just slowly backed out of the room and closed the door with her eyes boring a hole through my nether regions. It was like the way you would slowly back away from a wild animal you encountered in the woods, “no sudden movements!”

I brought it up with her mom later and she just laughed. She was like, “well that explains why she was so weirded out and wouldn’t talk when she came downstairs.” I never spoke about it to her daughter, we both just continued on like nothing had happened.

This story and this story are great “getting caught” stories too, and must-reads if you’re on Thunders.

Roots

That is such a cool way dude. I don’t think I could be so calm about it.

Wow dude that is frightening. I think I would have died on the spot. Why wasn’t the door locked? When I PE I must check the door several time as I’m terrified of being caught out even by my wife although she would probably just shrug it off and laugh at me.

Caught? No.

But my cylinders are on display.

So your wife or partner knows what you do with the cylinders?

The door had a lock but I locked my keys in there once and I was the only one home and needed them for work. I kicked it open, no more lock. It was a little bolt-on deadbolt thing. Anyway, there was no lock. And after that the door didn’t need one, she never barged in again. :)