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Bad kitty!

Bad kitty!

This morning, like usual, I had a big stiffy. I stood up, tenting, and opened the bedroom door to get the coffee ready. My girlfriend’s cat (I spent the night at her place) then slips in and proceeds to be an annoying shithead (like usual). My girl snatches the punk and tosses him into my hands. While carrying the cat out of the room, the f*cker claws the head of my dick through my pajama pants with one of his hind legs. There was even a little blood drawn (but it clotted quickly). Now my weaner has a small boo-boo just above rim of my head.

Interesting experience. Kinda funny too :)


12/10/03 at 5.90" BPEL x 4.75"

07/15/04 at 7.00" BPEL x 5.00"

Goal...bigger ;)

Finally met a pussy ya couldnt handle?

If that had happened to me I would have swelled up…allergic you know. Then I would have killed the cat, well, at least thrown it across the room at great velocity.

llbigj-

Just one question: Are you cut, or uncut?

Make her kiss it and make it feel all better :)


The ravings of a madman...

Make her do more than kiss…

Okay:

1. Cut.
2. The cat was launched into his litter box (made a slight mess). I think he’s traumatized now.
3. Damn straight she kissed it ;)
4. “Junior’s” wound looks and feels much better today. Thank you all for the concern. Oh, and the flowers and cards…wow, guys…much love.


12/10/03 at 5.90" BPEL x 4.75"

07/15/04 at 7.00" BPEL x 5.00"

Goal...bigger ;)

A word of advice from a cat owner. The next time kitty is tossed at you, make sure you have all four feet in your two hands. Cats don’t like the feel of falling and will latch onto what ever is handy. In your case it was ‘junior’.


sunny A day without sunshine is like a day without laughter :sun:

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